21 Things You'll Understand If You Don't Enjoy Clubbing

“Yes please take my money so I can hang out in this noisy sweaty room full of strangers.”

It's always too loud to hear what anyone is saying.

You like your friends, that's why they're your friends, you like talking to them, sharing conversations and jokes. So why would you spend time with them in a place where this is near impossible.

Warner Brothers

You have to stand up the whole time you are there.

If you do sit down there's nothing to do since it's too loud to talk to anyone.

FOX

Everything happens very late at night.

Most of these places don't open until 10pm, and then they don't get good until midnight, and that's just the lame ones. The really ~cool~ ones don't get going until like 2am, which is well past anyone sensible's bedtime.

TLC

There is never any food.

No lovely welcoming bowls of snacks, no reasonably priced fast food menus. Why hang out somewhere where it is near impossible to do the best thing life has to offer, eat.

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