Being A Lesbian In Your Twenties Vs Being A Lesbian In Your Thirties
“Want to take another nap and then rewatch Bound?”
Sex in your twenties
It's frequent, fast, fun, confusing, and weirdly experimental. Everyone finds out that scissoring isn't really a thing at some point, and that's usually in your twenties.
Sex in your thirties
It's comfortable, natural, toe-curlingly good, and usually takes place at the weekend, just before a trip to a farmers market.
Nights out in your twenties
"OMG, they're doing 12-drink Tuesday down at Planet Gayface!" *You and all your friends sprint there immediately*
Nights out in your thirties
After a five-week-long group chat trying to set a date, you hit the club. Well, bars. Well, a bar: ideally one that sells good beer and pizza, and isn't too loud.
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