No, you can’t get a discount.

It’s obvious when you have been lying about what happened to your device.

There are sensors all over phones and laptops that indicate if they've been opened or have gotten wet. If you lie, you're just wasting your time.

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A lot of the "water-damaged" keyboards aren't actually damaged by water.

Just let your mind think of every disgusting bodily fluid imaginable.