Mary-Kate Olsen's Wedding Decor Was Just Bowls Of Cigarettes

But we have some better ideas.

Mary-Kate Olsen, fashion designer and haver of lots of money and style, got married this weekend to someone else with lots of money.

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According to several sources, the intimate affair was decorated with bowls of cigarettes.

*Not an actual photo from the wedding.

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This little tidbit leads to many questions...

Was it bowls of NEW cigarettes or butts? American Spirits or Camels? How many bowls is "multiple bowls"? Crystal or china? Haven't they seen all those weird Truth commercials about how cigarettes aren't super healthy? Also, why?

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Bowls of comfortable dancing shoes

Bowls of songs that aren't coordinated dance numbers that everyone that except you knows

Bowls of other tiny bowls

Bowls of cake that you don't have to wait until the end of the night to eat

Bowls of Zantac

Bowls of Adeles

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