18 Tweets For National Orgasm Day That'll Make You Wish You Were At Home “Celebrating”

Wondering what day it is today? Yes, obviously, it's Monday. Yes, it's clearly the last day of July. And yes, it's JK Rowling's, Harry Potter's, and Mark Cuban's birthday.

But most importantly, today is National Orgasm Day. Because, yes, there is a holiday for literally everything these days — specifically, a holiday that has the internet exploding with jokes.

In the event you haven't heard anything about the joyous holiday already, please allow the good people of Twitter to humor you with some freaking hilarious commentary on National Orgasm Day.

Obviously, this holiday merits a day off.

Apparently It's #NationalOrgasmDay.

You should get a little bit of time off work to get off.

— Brad Jacobson (@MyImpureVoice) July 31, 2017

Sherlock Holmes even got his own joke in!

When you're sleeping with John "Three Continents" Watson, every day is #NationalOrgasmDay.

— Sherlock Holmes (@ContactSH) July 31, 2017

Jesus jokes weren't even off limits.

Apparently, it's #NationalOrgasmDay… Perfect day to pretend you're Jesus for a second-coming.

— The Holy Rabid One (@theholyrabidone) July 31, 2017

Shots fired at this dude!!

"Mummy, mummy. What's an orgasm?" "I don't know, ask your father" #NationalOrgasmDay

— David Lloyd (@dave_backwell) July 31, 2017

This guy is getting in the spirit, just like he would any other holiday.

I'm a festive guy. I always put up a tree for Christmas and I always pitch a tent for #NationalOrgasmDay

— Salim Allybokus (@SalimAWriter) July 31, 2017

I mean, it's basically the same thing as National Donut Day, right?

#NationalOrgasmDay
Are we supposed to treat this like donut day? Have so many you just want to sleep all day??

— Tom (@tomnow218) July 31, 2017

Boom! We got our first cum joke!

It's #NationalOrgasmDay ? I didn't see that cumming.

— Marianne آرزو (@Mwforhr) July 31, 2017

Someone call DJ Khaled because we got ANOTHA ONE.

This is embarrassing: I threw a party for #NationalOrgasmDay… but nobody came.

— Spatula City (@Spatula8) July 31, 2017

Aaaand again.

Cum one, cum all! It's #NationalOrgasmDay

— Al Vimh (@al_vimh) July 31, 2017

Oh! Looks like we've got ANOTHER.

#nationalorgasmday.. come again?

— Mike FC (@Gerundagula) July 31, 2017

These jokes just keep coming… ha, get it?

Today is #NationalOrgasmDay, a day when, for once, we can all come together

— Toby Earle (@TobyonTV) July 31, 2017

Yes, Kayleigh, yes it is.

So… #NationalOrgasmDay is a thing?

— Kayleigh (@Kayleighhh87x) July 31, 2017

Honestly, this is a fair question.

Apparently it's #NationalOrgasmDay wtf!? Who makes these "national days" up!?

— Liz (@6rLizzelly) July 31, 2017

This guy got a little too into the spirit for the workplace.

Me [to co-workers]: So, #NationalOrgasmDay eh? *winks*
Boss: Jeff, just… just go home.

— Jeffw (@Jeffwni) July 31, 2017

It was only a matter of time before someone made a faking it joke.

The women laughing at your #NationalOrgasmDay jokes are faking it.

— paul bassett davies (@thewritertype) July 31, 2017

There's only one way to respond when someone asks you if you know what day it is.

Someone just asked if I knew today is National Orgasm Day – I said "Yes! Yes! Oh my God Yes!" #nationalorgasmday

— Steve Mullington (@mulldog) July 31, 2017

This one's just a classic.

Today is #NationalOrgasmDay …

Ohhhh Where do I start….. or more importantly where do I finish!

— Caroline (@carolineobmcg) July 31, 2017

Finally, someone brought it home with a 69 joke.

What idiot picked 31/7 for #NationalOrgasmDay and not had it come on 6/9

— Captain Revo (@Captain_Revo) July 31, 2017

So happy National Orgasm Day, everybody! Here's to hoping you celebrate in style — whether you take matters into your own hands or you turn to a trusted partner to help you out with the cause.

No matter how you celebrate, I hope you COME out and really grab today by the balls. Maybe even COME out and celebrate 69 whole times!

I'm sorry, guys, I would stop with the joke, but I just can't keep them from coming.

Lol. Oh, man, I really crack myself up.

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18 Tweets For National Orgasm Day That'll Make You Wish You Were At Home “Celebrating”

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