37 Things The Kardashians Have 100% Actually Said
“I never realised that a neck-life would be such a transcendental life-changing experience for me.”
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1. Kim, on cars: "A Rolls-Royce is the best car if you have kids, spacewise."
2. Kris, on surgery: "I never realised that a neck-lift would be a transcendental, life-changing experience for me."
3. Kourtney, on homemade beauty remedies: "Putting mayonnaise on your vagina makes it shine like the top of the Chrysler building."
4. Khloe, on business: "My bling phone makes business calls nearly stress free."
5. Khloe, on being friends with exes: "If someone has seen my vagina, I think it's OK that I say hi and give him a hug hello."
6. Kris, on cooking: "If I'm cooking an Italian meal, I will grab my red Hermès china to go with the red sauce."
7. Kourtney, on makeup: "I have to contour my nose and cheekbones every day or I won't leave the house."
8. Kim, on going blonde: "They say I look a different ethnicity."
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