Cute cannibals — Japanese Internet falls in love with triplet babies “eating” brother【Video】

Hang in there, kid, because there’s a very happy ending to the story.

Twins naturally grow up close, and that must hold even more true for triplets. That’s not just closeness of an emotional sort, either, since suddenly adding three babies to a household means they’ll probably spend their formative years in close physical proximity to each other too.

For example, here we see a video from Japanese mother and Twitter user Marina (@MARIMERON65), who has triplet sons. The trio are all nestled together in what looks to be the same crib, but there’s not much sleeping going on in the video. Why?

Because one of the boys is hungry, and he appears ready to make a meal out the brother in the middle.

“With triplets, when they get hungry one of their brothers becomes the prey,” tweets Marina. To be fair, this doesn’t appear to be a straight-up cannibalistic craving, as the brother on the left looks to be half asleep and acting on babies’ natural instinct to suckle on whatever happens to be near their mouth when they’re hungry. The brother in the middle, though, is wide awake, and extremely aware of his sibling’s ravenous appetite.

Honestly, the kid in the middle’s expression looks like how an adult might react to having a family member treat you like someone treating you like an entrée, and his wise-beyond-his-years face has prompted online comments like

“He looks so surprised, but also so cute.”
“He’s like ‘Whoa whoa whoa seriously?’”
“’These two guys are crazy!’”
“Kid on the left: ‘Bro, you taste great!’ Kid on the right: ‘Hey, bro, what kind of shampoo have you been using?’”

As the caring mother she is, Marina is quick to get milk ready for the triplets once they start showing signs of hunger, but even then, sometimes a kid gets a double dose of this brand of brotherly attention before she can supply them all with non-sibling sustenance.

And it’s not like whoever’s lying in the middle is always on the receiving end, as the hunger can go both ways.

Thankfully, the brothers did not end up devouring each other in their infancy. Though Marina only posted the above videos recently, they were actually recorded three years ago, and the triplets all seem to be getting along great.

Oh, and if your head is swimming at the thought of having to raise three boys simultaneously…

…Marina and her husband actually have a total of five children, though at least the triplets’ older sister and brother look like they’re big enough to now handle getting their own actual-food snacks.

Source: Twitter/@MARIMERON65 via IT Media
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74-year-old Japanese politician starts Instagram account for open dialog about COVID-19

We shouldn’t rule out a milk crate challenge at this point.

We often like to make fun of the Japanese political old guard’s general incompetency with modern technology such as social media, but it’s important to point out when they do something pretty cool too.

Shigeru Omi is the current head of the Japan Community Health Care Organization, which is the government department that manages the social health care system. Prior to that he also served as a director for the WHO and tackled past pandemics such as polio and SARS. Omi has also been heavily involved in handling the COVID-19 pandemic in Japan since February, 2020. However, despite advances in vaccines and treatments, infection rates have been soaring to their highest levels ever.

Fearing that the causes for this are becoming more social than medical, the 74-year-old virologist is taking the fight against COVID-19 to an arena way outside his comfort zone: the Internet.

On 1 September, Omi announced his brand new Instagram account which he plans to use for an open dialog about COVID-19 prevention. Anyone who has a question or opinion to give to the health czar can do so via the hashtag #ねえねえ尾身 (“Hey hey Omi”).

Omi admits that he knows very little about social media, let alone “Instagram,” which he adorably chose to put in quotes in his announcement. This is why he has a team of younger people helping him manage the account and sort through the hundred of replies that it has already received.

▼ A video thanking his 200,000 followers amassed in one day: “I look forward to studying Instagram as hard as I can. Thank you!”

He explains that the purpose is not to tell people how to handle the current situation regarding the pandemic, but more to hear how people have been handling it and hopefully gain more insight to more forward with.

“Many people have cooperated for a long time in implementing basic infection control measures, but there may be some aspects that are causing divisions due to differences in thinking.
But I also think that a lot of different kinds of wisdom and ingenuity has arisen in overcoming these differences in thinking. For example, some things I’d like to know are:
How do you choose a type of mask?
How can you avoid being rude to customers who don’t wear a mask?
What is the best thing about your school or workplace’s COVID-19 prevention measures?
How did you adapt workplaces for those who don’t understand telework or are refusing to return to work after an infection?
How do you overcome worries that your opinion of COVID-19 is different from your family and friends?”
(Shigeru Omi)

There’s a certain disarming charm to the fact that Omi put himself out there as the face of this campaign. Most of the time a government agency would concoct a bunch of anonymous graphics and perhaps a mascot pigeon to solicit information — and would fail miserably.

But there’s something about Omi’s kindly-worded message that reeks of sincerity, and people have responded to it favorably. As of this writing there are nearly 1,500 replies which were a mixture of praise, opinions, and questions.

“Did I just tear up reading that? Omi is really great!”
“People in their 40s have not been able to get vaccinations through the government programs. This is the group of people who have the hardest time working and raising children and can’t afford to get sick. Please help them.”
“I used to buy masks only made in Japan at the beginning, but now this has gone on so long that I’ll just buy the cheaper ones made in China.”
“Since I have bad skin and asthma I wear a cloth or silk mask when walking, but I wear a non-woven one on the train even though it’s hard to breathe. I also only use restaurants with partitions, but there are surprisingly few.”
“Thank you for often speaking out against holding the Olympics. I appreciate you for that.”
“Good luck! I would like to hear more from younger doctors. These days its like their families are sending them off to war.”
“Dr. Omi, those who don’t follow the government’s recommendations will continue to spread the disease rapidly, and those who do follow it will lose touch with those they love and fall into depression. Either way it’s unreasonable and painful.”
“Will you do live streaming too?”
“Dr. Omi, thank you but I hope you are getting enough rest. Until now I’ve had to rely on politicians who live in a different dimension and have no idea about the reality normal people face.”

It’s been a pretty overwhelming response so far, considering it could have just as easily turned into 1,000 meme inquiries about the “BOFA“ virus.

Omi himself admitted that he wasn’t sure “if this crazy attempt will work,” but it appears to be, and hopefully some kind of better understanding can be achieved between the increasingly divergent opinions on how to handle prevention and treatment of COVID-19.

Source: Instagram/@omi.shigeru, Corona Expert Volunteer Association, Hachima Kiko
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Japanese netizens react to U.S. dentist offering free cleanings if you beat him at Smash Bros

Does he main Dr. Mario though?

As a dentist, sometimes you have to get creative to get people to actually come see you. Very few people actually want to go to their dentist, so having incentives like a dentist butler who will let you lay your head on his lap can make it more appealing for some.

But one dentist in the state of Massachusetts in the U.S. recently came up with a unique way to entice customers: offering them a free cleaning if they beat him at Super Smash Bros.

▼ You can check out the 15-second advertisement here in all its glory.

According to the website for the dentist office, Zen Family Dental in Ashland, Massachusetts, Dr. Shah has a gaming history to back up his challenge. Before transitioning to work as a dentist, he worked as a software engineer making video games to train U.S. marines, and his favorite gaming series is Final Fantasy.

Whether or not that means he plays as Cloud in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate is unclear, but one thing is for sure: beating him is not going to be as easy as remembering to brush twice a day.

Even though the offer is only good at that one location, word of the offer quickly spread to the Japanese side of the Internet, where netizens expressed their joy anyway:

“I want to battle him online.”
“I have no idea why this is happening, but it’s a bold campaign! I’d do it if I lived there.
“If you lose to the haisha (dentist) then you are the haisha (loser).”
“Captain Falcon: ‘Show me your tooth!'”
“Dentist: ‘How can I play games while at work… eureka!'”
“Shouldn’t it be a game of Dr. Mario instead lol.”
“I bet he’s actually really good at it….”
“That should put a smile on kids’ faces.”
“Or he’ll beat the kids so badly that he’ll make them cry double at the dentist lol.”

We hope that Dr. Shah’s campaign is a success, and maybe he can even post some videos of him creaming some patients in Smash to bring in more challengers… potentially even ones from overseas!

Hopefully no anime girls will take up the offer, though, because we all know what horrors lie waiting in their mouths.

Source: YouTube/Zen Family Dental via My Game News Flash
Top image: Pakutaso (Edited by SoraNews24)
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New Pokémon PON name stamp collection lets you stamp your name on anything

Choose from one of the original 151 Pokémon, and customize it however you like!

The Pokémon PON stamp series by online hanko shop Hankos has been a favorite product of ours over the last few years. Being able to sign our names with our favorite Pocket Monsters–up until Black and White, at least–is like a dream come true! They’re even official, legal signature stamps that are accepted at many Japanese banks, so they’re not just for fun, either.

But if your kids have been watching you stamp a Pikachu on your bank account documents, they’ve probably been pretty jealous. Luckily they won’t have to be jealous for long, as a new line of Pokémon PON stamps is here, and they’re the perfect way to mark your name on everything you own!

Pokémon PON Name Stamps are different from other ordinary stamps; they can be used on any kind of material, including fabric, plastic, vinyl, and even metal. Since they use water-resistant ink, you can even stamp them on clothing or food containers without worrying about the mark disappearing in the wash.

If your child is prone to losing things or leaving them lying around, this is a great way to mark their things so they don’t get confused with someone else’s at school or daycare. Instead of writing their name with a Sharpie, only for it to fade and become illegible, you can stamp a cute, clear design on everything, and it will last much longer.

Currently, all of the 151 original Pokémon are available for these stamps, including fan-favorites Pikachu and Eevee, as well as Mew and Mewtwo.

▼ A sampling of the first 25 Pokémon designs available

You can also have up to three kanji, five hiragana or katakana characters, or six Roman alphabet letters on your stamp. This gives you endless options for creative uses! You can create stamps for everyone in your house or the office, or if you’re a teacher, you can make stamps for every message you want to send (like “Great!” or “HW”, for homework). Or, if you’re someone who likes to use stamps on your personal agenda or journals, you can stamp all sorts of things, like “Gym” with a Machamp, or “Nap” with a Snorlax…There are seriously so many options!

Plus, like other Pokémon PON stamps, there are three fonts to choose from, giving you even more customization.

The stamp face itself is a good size of 13 milliliters (0.8 inches) in diameter, which lets the text and image be nice and clear. The stamps all use black ink, but the handles come in five different colors: pink, green, yellow, blue, and orange.

Each stamp also comes in special packaging with original designs featuring Kanto region Pokémon, together with a 10-milliliter bottle of ink to refill it with when it gets dry.

They’re available to preorder now on Rakuten and Yahoo! Shops or on the official Pokémon PON website for 3,200 yen each (US$29.09). They’re expected to be shipped out starting on September 22, so if you want to get your own customizable Pokémon stamp, make sure you put your order in soon!

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Real-world Gundam rations now on sale in Japan【Photos】

Loyal soldiers and citizens of the anime’s Principality of Zeon can stock up on supplies for any years-long fights they envision.

Mobile Suit Gundam is credited with establishing the “real robot” genre. Up until then, robot anime often treated their mechanical marvels like superheroes in their own right, but Gundam insisted that its mobile suits were strictly machines being used to wage a war, and only as heroic or villainous as the pilot at the controls or the army sending it out into battle.

This grounding of the narrative in human psychology has given the Gundam franchise a remarkably complex in-anime social structure, the latest effect of which is that you now can buy Gundam emergency rations in the real world.

Specifically, you can buy Principality of Zeon Emergency Rations. For the uninitiated, it might seem odd that it’s the ostensible bad guys who’re offering the food, but the Gundam franchise’s recurring antagonists have always been quick to capitalize on their snappier design sense compared to the Earth Federation they rebel repeatedly against.

▼ The cans are emblazoned with the Zeon insignia (no, not the Decepticon logo, BBC).

Crack open a can and you’ll find it filled with kanpan, a sort of Japanese hardtack. Kanpan has actually enjoyed a sort of retro-revival boom in recent years, and is especially popular as a souvenir from vending machine’s in Tokyo’s Akihabara otaku district, so it’s doubly appropriate as anime rations.

While the Zeon people proudly refer to themselves as “Spacenoids” due to their outer-space birth, their real-life rations are made down here on terra firma, in the city of Hamamatsu, Shizuoka Prefecture, by confectionary maker Sanritsu Seika. Shizuoka also happens to be where one of the largest Gunpla Gundam model kit factories is located, which might have had a part in Sanritsu being chosen for the partnership. In any case, Sanritsu’s involvement means that the Zeon rations aren’t the sort of bland barely-preferable-to-starving hardtack that sailors and other pioneers had to endure, but a genuinely tasty crunchy snack. Mixed in with the dried biscuits are pieces of rock candy (if you’re worried that that makes them more like a dessert than a main dish, you can save them for until after you’ve finished your Final Fantasy fried chicken).

That said, the Zeon Emergency Rations really do have an incredibly long shelf life, as they’ll keep for up to five years. They also ship in suitably military-looking cardboard crates, and the designers invite you to “Feel like a Zeon soldier or citizen as you receive your shipment.”

▼ Those with a deep loyalty to Zeon, of course, will want to reuse the empty containers rather than throw them away.


The Principality of Zeon Emergency Rations come 10 cans to a box and can be ordered online here through Premium Bandai. One box is priced at 7,344 yen (US$67), and while laymen might be surprised that the principality is charging people for their own rations, long-time Gundam fans will know that it’s never a good idea to take Zeon’s noble philosophies at face value.

Source: Premium Bandai via Japaaan
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Vaccine side effects: How the first and second dose of Pfizer and Moderna affected our reporters

Firsthand accounts reveal a wide range of different reactions to each dose.

Our Japanese-language reporter Seiji Nakazawa found himself in a sweat recently, and it wasn’t because of the heat from the summer sun.

He’d received his second dose of the Moderna vaccine earlier that day, and while he felt fine after the first jab, and immediately after receiving the second, his temperature suddenly rose to about 39 degrees Celsius (102.2 degrees Fahrenheit) that night.

After finding himself in a sweat, he then started trembling with the chills and had to turn off the air conditioner, changing into long pants and socks. It was an unseasonable outfit for summer, and he ended up tossing and turning through the night and into the next afternoon, when his temperature finally dropped to 38 degrees.

Feeling like he’d crossed over to the other side of the mountain, he slept for the rest of the day, with his temperature returning to normal on the third day after his vaccination.

Seiji was one of the last in the office to get his two jabs, and after experiencing the side effects from the second dose, he decided to ask our other reporters how they fared with their own side effects.

Their reactions were as follows:

・ Mr Sato (Moderna)

First vaccination: “The next day, I had a fever of 37.8 degrees, and myalgia continued for three days. One week later, the injection site became red and swollen and turned into the so-called ‘Moderna arm’ (where a red rash appears around the injection site)”.

Second vaccination: “The next day, I had a fever of 37.6 degrees. Other than that, there were no symptoms like the first one, and I felt fully recovered by the afternoon on the second day after inoculation”.

・ Ikuna Kamezawa (Moderna)

First vaccination: “I had a sore arm for two to three days, but it was okay as long as I didn’t sleep on it”.

Second vaccination: “On the second day, I had a fever of about 37.5 degrees. It wasn’t really bad, but I didn’t feel great so I didn’t push it and went to bed early. I slept like a log and woke up the next day with a normal temperature and felt much better by then”.

・ Masanuki Sunakoma (Moderna)

First vaccination: “I had pain at the injection site. Maybe it was because I exercised three days after the inoculation, but four days later I got a 40-degree fever so I went to the doctor and took a PCR test but it came back negative. Symptoms subsided the day after taking an antipyretic, which was six days after inoculation”.

Second vaccination: “On the day of inoculation, I had myalgia and drowsiness. However, it only lasted until the afternoon of the second day. I was pretty scared that the side effects would be similar to what I experienced after my first dose, but thankfully, it was nothing compared to the first jab”.

・ Takashi Harada (Pfizer)

First vaccination: “Pain near the injection site continued for two days. The day after the inoculation, I developed a slight fever of 37.3 degrees in the morning, but it wasn’t so bad that I couldn’t move, and it calmed down by the evening. I didn’t take any medicine and felt back to normal on the third day”.

Second vaccination: “I woke up in the middle of the night on the day of inoculation with mild chills. I felt less pain near the injection site than the first time. I had a mild headache the next morning, but I took some headache medicine and felt better. There were no major side effects, and the night after the injection, I felt back to normal”.

・ P.K. Sanjun (Moderna)

First vaccination: “No side effects in particular. It hurt when I touched the injection site”.

Second vaccination: “Fever continued all day the day after the jab. The day after that, the fever subsided, but I had a headache”.

・ Yuichiro Wasai (Moderna)

First vaccination: “Immediately after the vaccination, I felt a tingling pain. The next day, in addition to a painful arm, I also felt tired. Two days after inoculation, the fatigue disappeared, and three days after inoculation, the pain in my arm disappeared”.

Second vaccination: “Approximately three hours after the inoculation, my arm hurt and I couldn’t raise it. The next day I had a fever, headache, and malaise. My body temperature only rose to about 37 degrees, but I was in bed all day. The next morning (two days after inoculation), the symptoms of fever, headache, and malaise had almost subsided, and the next day (three days after inoculation), the pain in my arm had pretty much disappeared”.

・ Go Hatori (Moderna)

First vaccination: “The injection site was swollen and painful but it was back to normal in about two days”.

Second vaccination: “I felt sluggish on the day of inoculation and throughout the next day. I had a nightmare on the night of the first day, where I dreamed that Masanuki was a last boss in a video game, but I was fine after that and I didn’t have any fever”.

・ Ahiruneko (Moderna)

First vaccination: “Immediately after the inoculation, the pain started. I couldn’t raise my arm, and I couldn’t hold heavy objects for about two days”.

Second vaccination: “A fever began to appear in the morning after the inoculation, and even after taking an antipyretic, I had a high fever in the 38-degree range, with chills and joint pain. It felt like the flu but I had an appetite and I recovered the day afterwards”.

・ Kawarano (Moderna)

First vaccination: “There was a dull pain when I tried to raise my arm on the day. The next day, there was pain at the injection site and my entire arm felt heavy. It was considerably lighter on the third day, though, and there was no swelling. I had a 38-degree fever from around the 27-hour mark through to the 81-hour mark but I slept during that time and I took an antipyretic twice”.

Second vaccination: “There were considerably less side effects than the first time. This time, the injection site became slightly red. The fever came earlier than the first time, around 12 hours later, when my temperature rose to 37.5 degrees, before peaking at 38.6 degrees. The fever lasted for around 72 hours, but it was easier than the first time, and on the third day I was able to get back to work.”

Looking at our team’s side effects, it appears there were a wide range of reactions to the vaccine. Some were hit harder by the first dose, while others were more affected by the second, and for some, the side effects were milder than others.

Still, despite all the side effects, every one of our reporters said they were glad they received their vaccine and had no regrets about it at all. And despite being double-vaxxed they’re still continuing to wear masks and keep their distance wherever possible (some of the photos above were taken pre-pandemic).

If you’re still nervous about getting the jab, this firsthand account will guide you through every step of the process currently in place at the mass vaccination centre in Tokyo. And once you’ve received your jab, don’t forget to to get a vaccination certificate afterwards so you can travel overseas like our reporter Ikuna, who’s now over in Spain safe and sound.

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Japanese shipping giant planning to start autonomous cargo ships by 2025

A ghost in the machine ship?

It seems that kids these days with their Cyberpunk 2077 and Light Up Poop Sticks just aren’t that interested in a life on the high seas anymore. Combined with the generally declining population, it’s a big problem for the shipping industry in Japan.

So the largest company of this kind, NYK Line, has embarked on a project to begin converting their huge fleet of roughly 800 ships to autonomous vehicles. Working with a team of 30 major companies such as telecom giant NTT, the necessary equipment has already been developed and is expected to be put into practical use by 2025.

▼ A video from 2019, showing plans to have half of all ships autonomous by 2040

Experienced sailors will still be needed to plot safe and efficient routes for the ships to take, and the craft will all have a manual override in the event of an emergency. However, a full crew, which has become increasingly hard to gather, will no longer be necessary.

Readers of the news, however, wondered how these ships would be protected against the ongoing problem of piracy.

“They should lay booby-traps all over the place.”
“Wouldn’t it be safer to avoid pirates by making flying drones instead?”
“They are uploading the Luffy protocol now.”
“Waves are really powerful and hard to predict. I wonder if a machine can really handle them.”

“Put one of those Boston Dynamics killbots on board to patrol.”
“Ghost ships?!”
“It looks like it’s open season for pirates.”
“Do trucks next.”

Also, as police in Japan have been experiencing with automobile thefts recently, cybersecurity will become a crucial aspect of protecting unmanned cargo ships once they hit the oceans.

Perhaps they will learn more about how to implement it all after a trial run which will use this new system in the field for the first time. That’s scheduled to take place in February 2022, and during this experiment a container ship will run from Tokyo Bay to Ise Bay, over 300 kilometers (186 miles) away.

Security concerns aside, this will be a necessary step to adapt to the changing human resources landscape in Japan. However, it remains to be seen how the overall drop in sailors will affect traditionally ancillary industries such as bawdy humor and anchor tattoos.

Source: NHK, Otaku.com
Top image: YouTube/日本財団
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