21 Signs You're Secretly A Real Bitch
You judge everything.
Even though you pride yourself on not being judgmental, you know you are.
In fact, you're the most judgmental person you know.
Warner Bros.
Your phone's camera roll is full of screengrabs of slightly cringe things your friends have done on social media that you've sent to someone else.
Whenever you see something embarrassing, you have to share it immediately.
And whenever your school friends announce their engagements on Facebook, you send a screengrab to your mum to assess whether their ring is tacky or not.
You learnt from the best.
Columbia Records
If someone says something mean to you at work, you have a designated bitching buddy who'll meet you in the loo for a power-moan.
"I'd rather have my face and a lower salary than their face and all the money in the world."
DreamWorks Pictures
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