81 Thoughts I Had During The "American Horror Story: Hotel" Premiere
Lady Gaga really slayed it.
1. Two attractive foreign blonde girls checking into a haunted hotel? This should end well.
2. Two minutes in, and our first fisheye lens? Yup, this is American Horror Story.
3. OMG, screw the deposit. You do not want to check into this hotel!
4. Kathy Bates saying, "This place will grow on you" is horror story speak for "There's no chance you're checking out of this hotel alive."
5. But maybe she'll let you leave a review on Yelp before you're murdered?
6. THIS PLACE DOESN'T HAVE WIFI? Honestly, I would ask to be murdered on the spot.
7. Oh, don't mind the creepy lady steaming the blood-stained sheets. Just keep on going, and get your ice.
8. Honestly, is there anything scarier than creepy kids? It's like, "We'll eat our boogers while we watch you die."
9. If you smell a dead body in a haunted hotel room…there's probably a dead body in the haunted hotel room.
10. HOLY SHIT I WASN'T READY FOR THAT ZOMBIE.
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