Japanese Twitter magician pulls off most dangerous and hilarious tablecloth-pulls ever【Videos】
How exactly does one discover that they have this talent?
It is said that true genius often goes unrecognized during its lifetime.
So let’s put an end to that right now, by recognizing the genius that is Japanese comedian (?) slash magician (???) UessP, who goes by @uespiiiiii on Twitter (which is also how you pronounce his name, all six i’s being absolutely necessary).
Shhh, no more talk. Only watch.
▼ “Using a measuring tape to perform a dangerous tablecloth pull.”
【巻尺を使って危険なテーブルクロス引き】 https://t.co/DQkGd03X7q
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ウエスP (@uespiiiiii) December 09, 2017
Oh. Oh yes. Rarely do we get to gaze upon perfection, but here ladies and gentlemen is true peak humanity.
His confident stare, the silent prayer before the tape retracts, the flawless execution, and of course the beautiful soundtrack that rises and falls along with the bated breath and pounding hearts of the audience. “Will we catch an unwanted glimpse of his junk?” we wonder to ourselves. The build up of tension and the sweet release when it stays hidden delivers a high like no other.
And if you think this was the only time UessP had performed this magic trick, oh no. The master has performed the trick many, many times, in dozens of different ways. Here’s a small sampling:
▼ He’s performed it using a fan…
扇風機で危険なテーブルクロス引き https://t.co/42PNfqA6oD
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ウエスP (@uespiiiiii) July 15, 2017
▼ …a motorcycle helmet…
【ヘルメットで危険なテーブルクロス引き】 https://t.co/cmFIuJQ3vd
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ウエスP (@uespiiiiii) December 02, 2017
▼ …a rice cooker…
【炊飯器で危険なテーブルクロス引き】 https://t.co/54fMAZXO04
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ウエスP (@uespiiiiii) November 25, 2017
▼ …a shredder…
【シュレッダーで危険なテーブルクロス引き】 https://t.co/iqSxOiKvch
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ウエスP (@uespiiiiii) October 21, 2017
▼ …by enlisting the help of an animated doodle…
飛び出すパラパラ漫画で話題の同期の芸人の本多修(@hondaosamu)とコラボしました。 【パラパラ漫画で危険なテーブルクロス引き】 https://t.co/2M1CuWNHOJ
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ウエスP (@uespiiiiii) October 12, 2017
▼ …and of course, using a PlayStation 2.
【PS2で危険なテーブルクロス引き】 https://t.co/blQCUoHVbJ
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ウエスP (@uespiiiiii) November 04, 2017
▼ For added danger,
he’s also done the trick with a cup filled with hot tea.
【危険な連続テーブルクロス引き】 https://t.co/73804daeCa
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ウエスP (@uespiiiiii) November 18, 2017
▼ And for any of the naysayers claiming it’s faked (how dare you!),
he performs it live on Georgia’s Got Talent.
ジョージア版ゴットタレントのネタ部分後半です!ちょうど入りそうなのであげます! 全部入っているYou tubeの方も是非!ちなみにですが視聴率25%だったらしいです! よろしくお願いします!… http://twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
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ウエスP (@uespiiiiii) October 25, 2017
▼ Of course, crotch-cloth-pulling isn’t UessP’s only talent.
Here you can see him take a spectacular handstand-selfie.
【逆立ち自撮り】 https://t.co/gZE91Ppons
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ウエスP (@uespiiiiii) November 29, 2017
If you want to keep up with self-proclaimed “naked performer” UessP’s latest and greatest magic tricks, then be sure to give the man a follow on Twitter. You don’t have to know any Japanese to understand the genius he’s trying to convey — you can feel it in your soul.
Is UessP more impressive than fellow Japanese magician TanBa swallowing balloons and razor blades? We’ll leave that for future generations of scholars to decide. For now, we’ll just anxiously await the next video, to see how UessP yet again cleverly conceals his crotch from our eyes.
Source: Twitter/@uespiiiiii
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