Here's How To Look Like Your Man's Dream Girlfriend

08:43 cherishe 0 Comments

Follow these simple steps and you’ll go from disgusting spinster hag to sexy-kitten goddess!!!

Step 1: Wake up at 3 a.m. to apply makeup. Put on just enough so it looks like you are naturally flawless after sleeping on your face for six hours, but not so much he will suspect you used makeup. He must NEVER know of the makeup.

Step 1: Wake up at 3 a.m. to apply makeup. Put on just enough so it looks like you are naturally flawless after sleeping on your face for six hours, but not so much he will suspect you used makeup. He must NEVER know of the makeup.

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Step 2: Put on a sexy skirt and shirt. Preferably Barbie doll size — but tasteful.

Step 2: Put on a sexy skirt and shirt. Preferably Barbie doll size — but tasteful.

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Step 3: Eat a tiny piece of celery in front of him so he knows you are a tiny baby angel with a tiny baby angel stomach.

Step 3: Eat a tiny piece of celery in front of him so he knows you are a tiny baby angel with a tiny baby angel stomach.

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Step 4: Follow a strict regimen of covering yourself in anti-aging goop until you look about 6 to 18 months old.

Step 4: Follow a strict regimen of covering yourself in anti-aging goop until you look about 6 to 18 months old.

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