There’s A New Flavored Condom That You’ll Never Want To Use
Ah, flavored condoms. I don’t know about you guys, but it throws me back to those sexual awakening days (mom, stop reading now).
They were always the go-to contraceptive for me. Probably because they seemed more exotic and fun. But actually, as I’m typing this I remember my dad coming home with a big old batch of flavored condoms from a hospital he was working at and sliding the box across a table at me in an awkward manner. That was the reason. Thanks, Dad.
Anyway, no matter which one I used it would always smell like banana. Kinda like when you get a milkshake at McDonald’s. Know what I mean?
I salute the men of today still opting for novelty condoms. It says a lot about a man.
Today there are even MORE flavors. One, however, should never have hit the shelves: Durian. Here’s what they look like:
Never heard of them? Good for you. Keep it that way. It’s literally the smelliest fruit in the world.
Asian condom company Karex is to blame for this nightmarish piece of latex.
Obviously, people are pretty upset about this.
Oh yeah, these actually exist…
Durian flavored condom. http://pic.twitter.com/8DpMh8JsAE
— James D (@underexpose) August 28, 2015
Mr Justin Farmer (TM) raised this very important question.
Do you really want your vagigi to smell like durian lol #DurianCondom
— Mr Justin Farmer ™ ♊ (@IMPetani) June 27, 2016
And Linda posed a good “would you rather.”
@WithersClarke @jakpost Eek. If I absolutely had to choose a condom flavour I think it would be coffee, hold the durian
— Linda Galloway (@daffodilsoup) June 24, 2016
This guy used a vivid soccer analogy.
Thai condom manufacturer makes now Durian flavoured condoms. Just wondering what the goalie smells like during the act.
— ThaiMythbuster (@thaimythbuster) June 23, 2016
Some people were just confused AF.
wtf-
durian condom?
hello kitty dildo?
Man- my timeline going grayzeh at this hour…
R.I.P cute mind.
— Cieroo (@ChaelinCLroo) June 18, 2016
And this woman predicted the future.
Who wants their dick smell like durian? Condom durian flava, anyone?
— Carmen Kay (@karmenlunarxisc) August 28, 2015
Basically durian condoms are a big pile of nope.
There’s A New Flavored Condom That You’ll Never Want To Use
Credit: Dating – Elite Daily
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