W.T.F. Japan: Top 5 most confusing Japanese compound words【Weird Top Five】

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What happens when you put the kanji for “skin” and “meat” together? Uh, not what you think.

Human languages make no sense. Sure, academics and grammarians have striven for centuries to try and force a sense of logic into the sounds that erupt out of our mouths, but even then you always get asterisks and disclaimers and entire sections of “exceptions.”

Grammar aside, even individual words seem to defy logic. Why do we drive on parkways but park on driveways? Why do we bake cookies but cook bacon?

And the same kind of confusing words exist in Japan too. Japanese might seem like it makes sense on the surface, to make a compound word you just put two kanji together and add their meanings to each other. But when you take a second look at some of them, you might start scratching your head.

That’s why today we’re counting down the top five most confusing Japanese compound words. They’re not words that are hard to use or that sound funny, they’re words that, when you break them down, suddenly don’t make a whole lot of sense.

So let’s get to it! Starting off with…

#5. Fudōsan – “Real estate”

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We’ll start off with one word that might not be so much confusing as it is just… oddly broad.

The word for real estate in Japanese is fudōsan, written with these three kanji: 不動産 (“not,” “moving,” and “product” respectively). Put together it means something like “immovable property” in English, which makes sense considering you don’t usually just pick up and plop down plots of land or buildings.

▼ Unless you’re Confucius and you
move mountains one pebble at a time.

But wait a minute… “immovable property” or “product that doesn’t move?” Isn’t that a little… general? Couldn’t that be applied to basically anything that is supposed to just stay where you put it and never move? I sure hope this toilet doesn’t move while I’m using it, is it a fudōsan? What about this whiteboard on the wall? Or this fish I just bought?

▼ I really hope this thing has a lot of
“immovable properties” before I eat it!

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Of course that’s taking the definition a little too literally, and fudōsan does make a decent amount of sense, hence its low ranking on this list. As someone learning Japanese though, you’d probably expect the word for “real estate” to have a kanji for “land” or “building” or something in there, not “product that doesn’t move.”

But then again, what does “real estate” even mean in English…? Moving on!

#4. Hiniku – “Irony/Sarcasm”

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One of the first words many people learn when studying Japanese is niku. It’s a very important word meaning “meat,” used whether you want to avoid meat because you’re a vegetarian, or you want to indulge in as much delicious Japanese meat as possible.

Another kanji that students may learn down the road is hi, meaning “skin/hide.” It’s a good one to know if you’re ever telling a doctor about a disgusting rash that appeared on your hifu, your “skin.”

So what happens when we put those two words together and get hiniku? “Meat with the skin on?” No. “Prime meat?” Nope.

▼ It means “irony/sarcasm.”
Wow, that really makes a ton of sense.

Similar to many entries in the top five Japanese words with cool ancient origin stories, hiniku has an old etymology to it. The story goes that the Buddha had a four-tier ranking system for his pupils based on how well they understood him: down to his skin (hi), down to his meat (niku), down to his bone (kotsu), and down to his marrow (zui).

The deeper the pupil understood, the better, so the first two — skin (hi) and meat (niku) — were seen as the “failing” grades. And presumably because there were a lot more people who failed to understand the Buddha than those who succeeded, only hi and niku survived the centuries together. Over time they lost their Buddhist meaning and turned into something like “covering your meat” or “not saying what is actually true,” thus the meaning of “sarcastic/ironic.”

▼ Maybe that’s why some say Japanese people are bad at sarcasm.
I’d be bad at it too if I thought about meat every time I was sarcastic… totally.

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#3. Genkan – “Entranceway”

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Ah, a word that at least makes sense in English: “entranceway.” It’s the “way” that you “enter” something, by going through it… perfect! Now what’s that word in Japanese?

Well, it’s genkan (玄関). The good news is that kan (関) makes sense, since it means “gate” or “barrier.” But what about gen (玄), the first part? Well that kanji means… “dark/deep” and thereby also “profound.”

▼ I mean, the only thing that’s really profound here is how
Japanese homes keep their shoes so organized by the entranceway.

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This is another compound where you’d expect the kanji for “building” or “home” or even “hole” or something before you’d expect “dark/deep/profound.” And, yet again, we have the ancients to blame for this one.

The word genkan first appeared in the writings of Chinese philosopher Laozi where he used it to mean “a doorway to the dark/deep/profound.” It started to be used by Japanese Buddhists around the Kamakura Era (1185-1333) to mean “the entrance to profound understanding.” From there it was used to refer to the “entrance” to the chief priest’s chambers inside a temple, then the “entrance” to the temple itself, and then finally around the Edo Period (1603-1868), the “entrance” to normal homes and buildings.

▼ Listen, we can try and make it sound fancy by calling it a “gate to
the profound,” but it’s not going to change that fact that it’s just a door.

#2. Yūki – “Organic”

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For me personally, this word is the biggest offender on the list because it actually confused me for a very long time.

To understand why it’s confusing, first we have to take a look at the Japanese word kikai (機械), meaning “machine.” The first kanji there (ki) can be found in a bunch of other machine-words such as “laundry machine” (sentakuki 洗濯機), “airplane” (hikōki 飛行機), and more.

Because of that, for a long time I assumed that ki simply meant “machine.” So when I was grocery shopping in Japan and saw the word yūki, comprised of the kanji for “having” (yū 有) and what I thought meant “machine” (ki 機), I thought it meant “produced by machine” or “non-organic.”

A dictionary-check later though, I found out it meant the opposite: “organic.”

▼ 100-percent, literally my face after discovering that.

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It took me a long time to come to grips with yūki meaning “organic,” despite looking like it means the complete opposite. But looking at it from a native Japanese speaker’s point of view can help.

To most natives, ki doesn’t mean “machine,” it means something closer to “to make something happen.” So instead of translating sentakuki as “washing machine,” it might be more accurate as “(something that) makes washing happen.”

And since organic/living things are alive and able to “make things happen,” it makes sense that the word for “organic” to be made up of the compounds “having” and “making things happen.”

▼ And by “makes sense,” I mean that it’s something that
I tell myself makes sense so I can sleep at night.

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And the #1 most confusing Japanese compound word is…

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1. Suteki – “Wonderful”

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Ah, suteki. Right up there with kawaii and sugoi as Japanese words that even people who have never studied Japanese often know. But if only they knew that, broken down, this compound word makes seemingly zero sense.

While there are some other unofficial ways of writing suteki in kanji, the standard way is like this: 素敵. Let’s take a guess at what those kanji mean. “Nice” and “good?” Nope. How about “wonder” and “full?” All right, now you’re just getting cheeky.

The first kanji (su 素) means “natural/plain,” and the second one (teki 敵) means — wait for it — “enemy.” So yes, that means a literal translation of these two kanji put together could be “natural enemy.”

▼ I love the cat. Shes “wonderful.”

And the reason it’s written this way is because… nobody really knows! For most of Japanese history, suteki was written with the same su (“natural/plain”) and then a different teki, one that just turns nouns into adjectives (的). Now that kind of makes sense, considering the “au naturel” look is usually quite wonderful for everything from people to cheese.

Somehow though things got changed up during the Taisho Era (1912-1926), and then by the Showa Era (1926-1989) the new way of writing it with “enemy” became the standard.

One theory behind this is that an alternative reading for the “enemy” kanji is kanau (敵う), which means “to be a match (for someone),” as in, you can compete with them. You usually see it more in the negative as kanawanai meaning “not a match/can’t compete (with someone),” so for suteki it may be used to mean something is so wonderful that “nothing else can compete with it.”

▼ But the fact that we have to negatively-conjugate alternative readings
of kanji here makes it just a tad non-intuitive, wouldn’t you say?

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So there you have it, the top five most confusing Japanese compound words. Are there any other Japanese compound words that trip you up? Let us know in the comments because being bewildered by confusing Japanese words is one of our top five hardest Japanese habits to break.

References: Gogen Yurai Jiten (1, 2, 3)
Top image: PAKUTASO (edited by SoraNews24)



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