Why Threesomes Never Turn Out They Way You Think They Will

Is three company, or a crowd?

There’s the saying “too many cooks in the kitchen,” but what about when things start heating up in the bedroom?

People try threesomes for a variety of reasons. They want to spice up their relationship, they want to experiment or they’re just bored.

What people fail to realize is threesomes are never like they are in porn. In porn, there is a director and multiple takes. You think they get into each position flawlessly? No. It’s awkward. And in real life, there are no cuts (unless you’re into blood play).

When it comes to threesomes, it’s all about sharing. You have to go into a threesome being a team player. Don’t sit on the bench, but also don’t be a ball hog. Being a team player means getting down and dirty, but also playing fair.

Try your best to spread the attention around while having a threesome because the worst time to feel like a third wheel is in bed. If you start to feel left out, there is only so many things you can do. You can push your way back into the party, leave the party or have your own little party on the other side of the bed.

If you’re dating someone, a threesome can get tricky. The best way to prepare is to set ground rules. It’s important to know what everyone is comfortable with from kissing, to butt play, to sweaty spooning.

If you’re single, the threesome rules are usually more lax because no one is emotionally involved. But you still go into it knowing the basics, like their safe words or their first names.

No matter what the situation is, the most important rule in a threesome is to wear a condom. Because double the fun also means double the chances of getting gonorrhea.

“GEN WHY” is back for season seven to show you three isn’t company, it’s just uncomfortable.

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Why Threesomes Never Turn Out They Way You Think They Will

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