Men Reveal What Went On In Their Minds The Very First Time They Had Sex
It may be a cliche, but it's a true one — your first time is a big deal. There's so much anticipation and expectation around it. But no matter how prepared you think you are, chances are it's going to be awkward. I remember my first time. My heart was pounding and my mind was racing. I wondered, was I making the right choice? Am I doing this right? What do guys think about during sex? And of course, what does he think of my body?
I'd love to say I was in the moment and treasuring every second of the experience, but that would be a lie. It was a complete mess, it hurt, people could hear us, and it was with a boy who would later go on to break up with me via voicemail so that he could go off and join the carnival. I'm serious, that's a thing that happened to me — but let's save that story for another day.
I can't be the only one who remembers all the crazy things running through their mind on that fateful day, which is why I was so interested to see the answers in a recent Reddit thread. One Redditor asked men what they were thinking about the first time they had sex, and oh boy, did it live up to my expectations. Their answers ranged from the hilarious and awkward to the incredibly sweet.
Some couldn't believe their luck that it was finally happening.
"I'm finally doing it! "
OMG I'm actually finally doing it! That's about it to be honest.
"I have no clue what I'm doing but this is great"
You know that gif of Ron Paul that was popular 3 years ago with "Its happening!"?
That's more or less the perfect image.
There was plenty of amazement about the vagina itself.
"Everything is soft"
"Wow. Is that what it feels like?"
-looks down-
"Cool."
OMG DICK SO HAPPY!!
But also "so warm!" and "try to do good"
"Wait. Is it supposed to be… wet?" "Oh no her stomach hurts! Did I just get her pregnant?!" "Oh wait… this is… oh."
"Wow, it really does feel like warm pie."
;D
Some still managed to be underwhelmed.
Yay! I'm having sex!!! Hmmm…I thought this would be more fun.
"Why does she moves like a fish outside of water?!"
I was a late bloomer so my initial thought on first thrust was "Fucking finally! Even if it ends right now, I'm no longer a virgin." The second was "This…doesn't really feel all that different from my fleshlight."
I was beyond ecstatic to get the monkey off my back, but physically it was very meh.
If this is it i might just as well masurbate
There was plenty of concern that their body would betray them — in various ways.
1 – it's so warm 2 – don't cum yet 3 – don't cum yet repeat
I hope I'm doing this right.
Why ain't my dick working? We didn't do much foreplay first that day, so I didn't fit. It took us long enough to figure that out that I was going soft. Nice and awkward to say the least
I remember feeling self-conscious about being naked with a lady, but figured she probably felt at least the same about herself. Other than that there was just a lot of good mutual feeling all around.
It was also extra exciting because we did it in some mildly odd circumstances – in a van, really late at night, in a vacant parking lot, by the ocean. Kinda creepy actually. But we were young.
Well my first time I learned that I have severed ed
hope i last long enough, hope i dont fart, i hope i dont come across like a mcp if i dont cuddle enough… and i hope i dont come across pussy if i cuddle more than usual.
And then, of course, there's my favorite answer.
Honestly, the feeling of my heart beating up into my throat and it being difficult to breathe because I felt so close and so in love with her, and the pleasure shooting through my cock and up my spine made "thinking" about other things pretty impossible.
It was an "all feeling, no thinking" moment.
Let's all say it together: Awwwwww!
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Men Reveal What Went On In Their Minds The Very First Time They Had Sex
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