McDonald’s Japan accidentally creates blowjob cups as part of soft drink promotion【Photos】
Sweet summertime romance scene gets steamier than intended.
McDonald’s Japan had a pretty cute marketing idea for its line of McFizz soft drinks. The drinks (which come in Blue Hawaii, Blood Orange, and Lemon Ginger flavors) are all refreshing to sip on a hot day, and brightly colored to boot, so the company’s packaging designers decided to add even more summertime fun with a little bit of warm-weather romance.
別バージョンのマックフィズぅ https://t.co/wuZQLxB3MX
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Marco (@forute_a) July 28, 2019
The clear cups are decorated with various pictures of a guy and a girl, on opposite sides of the drinking vessel. Once you’re done with the drink, you can rotate the cup around, and you’ll see the young sweethearts plant a relatively chaste kiss on each other.
▼ You can see the effect in action in the video here.
Like I said, pretty cute right? However, what was meant as a dash of innocent puppy love can also create far more suggestive scenes. See, McDonald’s was apparently planning on people looking at the cups from a more-or-less perpendicular angle when the couple kisses. However, if you change the viewing angle, instead of a smooch on the lips or a peck on the cheek…
【悲報】マクドナルドさん、とんでもないプラスチックカップを作ってしまう [977261419] leia.5ch.net/test/read.cgi/… マックフィズのカップ面白いねw 誰が考えたんだろ(´・ω・｀) https://t.co/TORtVCEYuO
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まお (@mao_kila) July 29, 2019
…the girl ends up with her kisser on the guy’s pecker. With the proper positioning, the guy can return the oral-operation favor, too.
マックフィズ クンニ/フェラの遊び俺もやってきた https://t.co/Ok6cLvnHC7
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ちょこれーしょん (@_chocolation_) July 25, 2019
These aren’t the only explicit escapades the McDonald’s cups can depict, either. If you rotate the cup around so that the guy and girl are in the opposite orientation that they would be if they were kissing, their poses match up in some eye-popping ways, such as the guy copping a feel on the girl’s butt…
マックフィズ美味しいよね #マック https://t.co/PWUa82Whdh
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_N.Koki (@imL0418NK) July 30, 2019
…or, if you’ll pardon me for not mincing words (considering you’ve already read this far), ramming her from behind.
#マックフィズ https://t.co/SpsGfDEk9Y
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マニュコラ練習なうな古見さんすこすこゲンガル👾 (@gengal_bad89) July 26, 2019
▼ Truly a face that says “I’m lovin’ it!”
マックフィズがやらかしてる件について #マックフィズ https://t.co/ra3D2xeUcD
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ひかる@wimper (@6AXkWMqMZgKgCjU) July 25, 2019
Oh, and there’s also the way that tilting the cup changes the visual perception of each drawing’s size, making it look like one of the McFizz people is getting physical with someone much, much younger than they are.
マックに隠されたおねショタとロリコン お姉さん手の位置がアウトですよ🙅🏻♀️ お兄さんそれは犯罪ですよ👮🏻♂️ #マックフィズ #ひと夏のおねショタ https://t.co/UOq3ulxqSj
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きんとき (@ew_butterfly) July 23, 2019
At the moment, it looks like McDonald’s has yet to pull out of the decorative cup promotion, so for the time being, even though titillation is becoming harder and harder to come by in Japanese convenience stores, you can still get it at McDonald’s Japan.
Source: Twitter
Featured image: Twitter/@mao_kila
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