26 People Who Had A Way Worse 2015 Than You
“I accidentally had sex with a tampon in and had to wait in the ER for nine hours to get it removed.”
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I once dated a girl who wore braces. She was giving me a blowjob when we realised that a small piece of the wire had broken off. It ripped a nice hole in my dick, just beneath the tip.
–Robin Mopli Sjökise, Facebook
Once, when my brother was super sick with a chest cold, he had a vaporizer running in his room. My parents went out for the evening, so naturally I peed in the vaporizer while he was asleep. When they came home and opened his door they were greeted by a fog cloud made of my urine. Don't worry, he was fine.
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