Wearing pants is the worst. This is an indisputable fact. Pants are objectively awful. That is, unless you're wearing harem pants. They feel exactly like pajamas, but they give the outside world the impression that you're wearing actual clothes. It's fantastic.

Harem pants make going to work so much easier, because at least you're comfortable. They make sitting at a desk for eight hours almost bearable.

One of the main things (besides everything) that I love about harem pants is that they are high-waisted. I have an hourglass-shaped body, so high-waisted sh*t is my jam.

At the same time, harem pants are flowy on your legs. This is dope for two reasons: They hide any insecurity I have about my legs, and they also give them a lot of room to breathe. No camel toe for this girl over here! And since they are loose, they let me accentuate my boobs.

I am all about my tatas.

Some people may not agree with this, but f*ck those people. Harem pants are for every season. They’re perfect for the transition from fall to winter and from spring to summer.

They look fabulous with a faux fur coat in the snow. They look glorious with a floral top in the summer. They just always look good.

They may be a little thin for the winter, but I wear them anyway. Just get a longer coat or get harem pants made of velvet. There is nothing harem cannot do.

You wanna look like a Disney princess, ma? Get yourself some goddamn harem pants. They are the uniform for the coolest, sexiest princess of them all: Jasmine.

If you look like Jasmine, you know you look good. I had a guy on the street the other day point out that I looked like a genie. He thought he was being fresh, but I DGAF, because genies have magic powers. Joke’s on you, catcalling freakazoid.

When you wake up in the morning, hungover as f*ck and wanting to die in a puddle of vomit and shame, have NO fear. Harem pants will save the day.

They are easily styled, easy to put on and will wrap you in a layer of comfort your vulnerable self so desperately needs. You can't go to work in your sweatpants, so you should choose the next best thing: your fantastic harem pants.

I am the QUEEN OF CROP. For every ounce of love I have for harem pants, my love is matched for crop tops. I don't even remember how to style something that isn't a crop top. I don't even know if I own any shirts that are not cropped.

Thanks God they made a comeback a few years ago. Not that I give a sh*t — I will wear them until my dying day. I want to be f*cking buried in a crop top.

LUCKILY, harem pants and crop tops go together like cream and coffee. The two of them work together to create one beautiful, sexy, COMFORTABLE AF outfit.

The most beautiful thing of all is that anyone with any body in the entire world looks great in harem pants. Whether you're an athletic build, hourglass, curvy, straight-lined or whatever, you can rock harem pants and look AMAZING.

Here’s the universal clothing item you've been missing all of your life, and you DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT. Harem pants can do no wrong, and everyone should go out and buy some immediately. I have never seen anyone not look good in harem pants.

God bless harem pants, and God bless the United States of f*cking America.